Pay attention peasants. One must be cautious around the neighbor’s Halloween yard decorations since one never knows what seemingly non-sentient and inanimate objects may actually be sentient and animate. Such is the shocking reality in today’s review! Chuck Tingle is the responsible author. He has been self-publishing at Amazon since the end of 2014 beginning with his debut “My Billionaire Triceratops Craves Gay Ass.”
For a self-published author Chuck Tingle is surprisingly well-known. Observer interviewed him in 2015, Vox wrote a profile in 2016, he appeared on a Smart Podcast Trashy Books episode in early August 2016, and The Advocate wrote an article about Chuck’s effort to satirize Texas Governor Greg Abbott in March 2022.
In 2016 a right-wing campaign, organized by a group calling themselves “Rabid Puppies,” nominated Chuck’s “Space Raptor Butt Invasion” for a Hugo Award. Chuck disavowed their campaign calling the organizers “devils” and stating that if he won feminist video game developer Zoë Quinn would accept the reward on his behalf. Ultimately, Chuck’s nomination did not win, but he turned the event into inspiration for more projects. Furthermore, Chuck snagged the domain name Rabid Puppies and used it to raise awareness for LGBTQ causes.
His stories, which he calls “Tinglers,” often involve abstract concepts, fantasy creatures, inanimate objects, or monsters pounding someone else in the butt. (As one does…) To give but(t) a few examples here are some pertinent selections: “Pounded By My Handsome Bigfoot Pilot: A Trans Buckaroo Tale,” “Pounded By My Handsome Ghost Boats,” “Pounded In The Butt By My Book ‘Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt’,” and “Pounded By The Gay Color Changing Dress.” There are also works catering to asexual, bisexual, and lesbian fans such as “Not Pounded In The Butt By Anything And That’s Okay,” “Sentient Bisexual Ketchup And Mustard Get Me Off,” and “This Lesbian Ampersand Gets Me Off.” (SIDE NOTE: Chuck calls his fans “buckaroos.”)
In addition to a metric ton’s worth of short Tinglers Chuck has also written full-length novels such as “Bury Your Gays,” “Camp Damascus,” and “Straight.” He has consistently advocated for LGBTQ rights and accordingly launched a two-book series, a trans friendly parody of Harry Potter, called “Harriet Porber.”
Today’s review will cover a Chuck Tingle fable which also has quite the mouthful of a title. “My Neighbor’s Twelve-Foot-Tall Decorative Halloween Skeleton Gets Me Off Also She Is A Lesbian” released on October 15, 2025.
Short stories are difficult to review without spoiling important details. The title of this particular example IS the plot. The name describes its narrative accurately and effectively. Chuck employed a lot of contractions which gave his prose an informal feel. Narrative provided a brief set-up, a single sex scene, and a happy conclusion. That was it.
I like to maintain some surprises and not give away the farm, so to speak. Nonetheless, the purpose of a review is to inform potential customers as to whether or not a particular work is worth a purchase. Thus, I will mention that this eBook contains a bonus short story. That is part of the reason why this eBook is 52 pages long. However, I will not tell you the name or subject of that free gift, but I can report that it is also has a Halloween theme. The other reason for the length is the 20-page long section dedicated to advertising other Tinglers in the “Tingleverse.”
Maybe the best approach to this analysis is to note what was absent from this erotic tale about a giant artificial skeleton. For instance, Chuck did not provide a physical description of Megan, the human half of the lesbian duo. She might have been of any ethnicity, short or tall, skinny or voluptuous, blonde or brunette. Presumably, this was a conscious decision to enable readers to relate to the protagonist. That would also explain why Chuck wrote in the first-person perspective. If the reader is big or small, thin or plump, a fair-haired or a raven-haired beauty, they can imagine that the main character is as well.
Additionally, there was no explanation for the enormous decoration being alive. It just was. There was also no explanation for how the enlarged plastic facsimile conveniently possessed a tongue and a vagina. It just did. That may be a lot for folks to accept. Personally, I am rather partial to fleshy accessories such as breasts, butts, genitals, etc., and thus was concerned that a calcified being would not be stimulating.
Still, I liked how positive this written work was. Sure, one of the participants was bizarre and unusual, but despite the crazy premise this was a fun and upbeat tale. It may make you consider if perhaps even unconventional people can find fulfillment in sensual connection and intimacy with others and who among us is not in some way unconventional? Rumor has it that some people even find superhumanly tall or incredibly short people to be enticing 😮 Nonetheless, we are all worthy of affection. After all, love is real. It is for that reason I recommend My Neighbor’s Twelve-Foot-Tall Decorative Halloween Skeleton Gets Me Off Also She Is A Lesbian. Interested parties can purchase it for $2.99 at the following link: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0FWC6K3MR
That is it for today and for this October! SolomonG will write for the blog in November with looks at a few size-themed novels. Until the macabre season returns always keep me, your favorite evil reviewer Solomon E, in your hearts. Odds are you will read my terrifying prose again next fall 😈
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