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Last November an anonymous blog reader asked if I could review Gigi Potemkin stories. Years ago, in mid-October 2022, another anonymous individual made the same request. So, I finally acquiesced and dipped my toes into the world of Gigi Potemkin.
There She Grows is focused primarily on size-themed fiction so I specifically looked for Potemkin stories sold on Amazon which involved size-changing or supernaturally small and extraordinarily large characters. That search led me to “Seven Feet Long.” The title indicated unusual size so it fit the bill. Although, the description was rather short, only “Jessica uncovers the colossal joystick of her beautiful twink gamer.” Presumably, based on the title and description, “twink gamer” had a seven foot long penis.
I was rather disappointed to see on the title page, shown below, that this particular story was merely Part 7 in an upcoming novel. Unfortunately, that important detail was not included in the description.
So, I searched Potemkin’s Amazon pages looking for the beginning. Based on the description “Jessica meets a young man who’s both the GOD of gaming… and lovemaking!” it appeared that “He Is a God Gamer… in More Ways Than Just One!” was the beginning. (NOTE: Going to shorten that title to “God Gamer” from here on out. Although, he was never established as being particularly skillful at playing video games so calling him a God Gamer is an unproven assumption.) After making the purchase it became apparent that this was actually the second part 🙄
That is going to be my first suggestion. Group these stories together so that new readers who have bought a short story can easily find the related parts. In this example all of the parts were compiled into the complete erotic novel “The Colossal Joystick of the Gamer Twink” which was released on January 16, 2026 for $9.99. Additionally, I could have viewed all of Potemkin’s 25 erotic shorts on Amazon, clicked on Read sample, then scrolled to the title page to determine if it was part of the series and if so which part. However, I was not willing to spend anymore money. Nonetheless, readers should keep in mind that I have not read the entire novel, only parts 2 and 7.
Alright, with all that out of the way, what is this even about? Well, a mother hired a woman named Jessica to be her adult son Johnny’s companion. Apparently, despite Johnny being the handsomest man ever he is unable or unwilling to seek out companionship on his own. Instead, he shuns human contact and plays unnamed video games while living somewhere in Alaska. As someone born in Alaska, as was my father before me, I was curious where precisely did the action take place. Was the rich Johnny abiding in the mild climate of Ketchikan or on the arctic tundra of Utqiaġvik? Who knows!
Additionally, Johnny has a superhumanly large penis and Jessica has superhuman dimensions with extraordinarily large breasts, ass, and ovaries which showed on her sides. Question for any doctors reading this. Is it healthy or unhealthy to have visible ovaries? Sounds like a bad thing to me, but then my medical education consists only of self aid buddy care (SABC) courtesy of the U.S. Air Force. Alas, healthy ovary positioning was not covered under basic life support techniques, but I suspect internal is best.
My first impression was that this erotica was written for virgins, if not for involuntary celibate men or incels.
Do not misunderstand me. There is nothing wrong with being a virgin. Having sex does not make you cool. There have been unfashionable people who have had intercourse. So, why would one come to that conclusion?
Well, for one thing no one in part 2 makes physical contact. Instead, the two characters spent the better part of an hour merely staring at each other. In part 7 Johnny stimulated Jessica with his fingers in lieu of engaging in coitus. Ergo, at least in these two short stories, Johnny never inserted his penis into Jessica’s vagina. Of course, there is more than one way to tango. Although, Jessica repeated ad nauseam that Johnny should impregnate her which, if memory serves, happens via penetration.
Instead of sex page after page was spent on Jessica and Johnny silently examining each other’s bodies during their first meeting. Despite never once touching each other they expelled copious amounts of fluid whether that was pre-cum from Johnny’s cock or milk from Jessica’s tits. Some of it was honestly gross such as when Jessica’s nose popped blood vessels and squirted a trail of blood onto her chest, referencing the trope in Japanese media of sexually aroused people getting nosebleeds. Or when Jessica thought that she going to vomit at the sight of his penis. Apparently, she would empty her stomach at the possibility of the aforementioned penis making her pregnant. Nothing like pairing the idea of puke with erotic appeal, eh? Similarly, another line noted that if his testicles were pricked with a needle then his jizz would flood all of Alaska. Nothing like pairing the idea of popping balls like water balloons with erotic appeal, eh?
For another thing in what passes for sex scenes there was a lot of repetition instead of proving new information. To give an example from God Gamer on page 23 the author described Johnny as “the most handsome boy alive” and called him “too pretty.” In a later paragraph Jessica thought he was “too pretty” again and “too incredibly, insanely pretty.” On a single page the author called Johnny pretty three times without specifying in what way was he attractive. Did he have a strong chin, an aquiline nose, and broad shoulders? Who knows!
Eventually, Potemkin provided a few details such as a preternaturally deep voice and surprisingly average height. He stood at a modest five feet seven and four-fifth inches. There were also a number of contradictory descriptions, some of which the author acknowledged, like claiming that Johnny somehow looked like a “sixteen-year-old baby-cheeked twink” and like a “fifty-year-old muscle monster” at the same time. (NOTE: Johnny was actually 18 years old per the story.) At another point he was described as having the face of a “battle-seasoned warrior in his thirties.” A battle-seasoned warrior would have a few scars, seeing as they fought in battle many times, and thus would not have baby cheeks. Acknowledging the discrepancy did not make it go away.
Other contradictions such as whether Johnny’s shirt was loose or tight the writer did not intend.
These short stories also had more than their fair share of misspellings and typos. Some lines were incorrect but understandable like “I got you know” instead of the correct “I got you now.” In a separate example I presume that “constatations” should have been “consternations.” Others instances such as “Never liked the liked or anything” were mystifying.
Worse was the dog whistle to race science and the blatant misogyny:
Overall, I do not recommend Gigi Potemkin’s stories. They are full of lazy mistakes and deplorable ideologies. Growth fans can find better works for free at DeviantArt, Giantess City, Giantess World, etc. Save your hard-earned dollars for creators who deserve the support.
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