Size Advent Calendar Day 4 – Review of “The Polar XXXpress” by Ludella Hahn

Good morning everyone,

It’s Size Advent Calendar Day 4. So far, this atypical Advent calendar has featured lovely artwork from Beans as well as discounts for size-fetish stories sold at Amazon and E-junkie. Today we’ll do something different and review “The Polar XXXpress” by Ludella Hahn. It’s a 14-minute long breast expansion (B.E.) clip which was first released on December 1st of 2022.

I’m totally not upset that a limited-time promotion dropped the price right after I bought my copy :\ Sadly, the discount had expired as of the time of this writing. Sigh… such is life.

The Polar XXXpress is an erotic parody of the 2004 holiday film “The Polar Express.” That modern classic starred Tom Hanks in multiple roles, but most recognizably he voiced the Conductor. So, you know, if you’ve ever wanted a fetish video parodying a role made famous by Tom Hanks (a.k.a. “America’s Dad) then Ludella has got you covered!

She’s a dead-ringer for Forrest Gump! Err… I mean Tom Hanks 😉

I won’t go into great detail about the plot since the entire script can be read for free on Clips4Sale. Instead, I’ll outline the plot in broad strokes, just to cover the basics. A magic train called the Polar XXXPress (by the way, she did pronounce it as spelled!) magically appeared out of nowhere before the viewer. Conductor Ludella picked up the viewer and gave them a ride on the magic train. While aboard, and via the power of wishes, the rider caused multiple bouts of B.E. in the redhead conductor!

Along the way there was fun dialogue such as “… let me know if you want to come,” “… having the breast Christmas ever,” and “You’re making me grow!” (a personal favorite). Ludella delivered the lines well and appeared to have fun with the concept.

Additionally, the punched ticket from The Polar Express was also referenced!

Screenshot from The Polar Express showing a ticket with the word “BELIEVE” punched out.
Psst! The ticket is upside down! If you just turn it right way up then it would be much easier for us to read “BELIEVE” 🙂

Another plus was the use of practical special effects. Specifically, a prosthetic chest piece was used to represent the results of rapid B.E.

The scarf did an excellent job covering the gap between Ludella’s neck and the prosthetic chest piece. Furthermore, the scarf was not out of place on her uniform.

The physical nature of the fake breasts allowed Ludella to fondle and squeeze that enlarged chest to great effect. The only downside was the squeaky noises they made when vigorously handled. Although, inflation fans may actually appreciate the balloon-like noise.

The bottom edge of the fake boobs was not visible, most of the time. However, sometimes it became readily apparent.

As far as areas to improve, this was another example of a one-sided conversation during which Ludella ostensibly speaks to the rider. We never hear the rider speak and thus Ludella merely pretends to be engaged in conversation. Presumably, that was a conscious decision so a viewer could imagine they were the one traveling with the lovely Ludella. However, I am not a fan of performers talking to themselves and would have preferred if the rider had been voiced.

Overall, The Polar XXXpress is strongly recommended for B.E. fans! It can be purchased for $14.99 at the following link: https://www.clips4sale.com/studio/36032/26913695/the-polar-xxxpress-all-aboard-ludellas-expansion-train-a-holiday-cosplay-parody-with-multiple-breast-expansions-arousal-and-implied-pov-growth-encouragement-hd-mp4-1080p

That’s it for today folks. Stay tuned for a free growth story coming tomorrow! Until then, keep growing.

This review was written by SolomonG and is protected under Fair Use copyright law.

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2 thoughts on “Size Advent Calendar Day 4 – Review of “The Polar XXXpress” by Ludella Hahn

  1. ” I am not a fan of performers talking to themselves and would have preferred if the rider had been voiced.”

    Not going to lie, If I were given a script I’d have to perform off camera & have my lines dubbed in.

    Those ginormous hooters are the only thing I could focus on…

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    1. I won’t deny her charms would be exceedingly distracting!

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