Review of “WillianWillcum – Need A Nurse His cock keeps growing!” the Adult Film Which was Never Made

Good morning Size Queens,

Sometime ago I stumbled across a 43-minute long erotic film entitled “WillianWillcum – Need A Nurse His cock keeps growing!” The title struck my fancy and piqued my interest. Accordingly, I decided to conduct some research and learn more about this erotic film. To put it mildly, this was not an easy task as there was no copyright notice or credits.

Pictured here are the Google results from a search conducted on November 5th, 2021.

Furthermore, a Google search did not return any details regarding the making. Instead, all of the search results pointed to free adult video sites. That’s to say, the type of sites which pirate videos made by others in order to financially profit from revenue generated via obscene numbers of ads. Places which often also wind up spreading malware.

Someone at least took the effort to create a title card for this “production.”

There is no place to legally purchase a copy. (NOTE: If I’m wrong and someone knows of a legitimate store where customers can find this film then please, by all that is holy, comment below and let me know!)

Although, a brief glance through Twitter did turn up a single tweet sent on January 29th, 2018:

The “Porn Filme X” account hasn’t tweeted anything since May 1st, 2018, and their web site has been defunct for more than two years. That Twitter account was created in September 2017, but was only actively used for less than a year. Initially, it appeared that Porn Filme X might have been an actual adult entertainment company, something akin to Brazzers. However, examining how the web site appeared in the past via the Wayback Machine shows that it was most likely just a “tube” site for “re-posting” (read that as “stealing”) other people’s work:

This screenshot was taken on January 22nd, 2018, by the Wayback Machine.

But let’s back up for a second. Before going further, let’s briefly discuss the “plot” of this film. The word plot was in quotes, because this is actually three unrelated clips put together. The first (technically two connected scenes) featured a man waking up in a hospital bed with no knowledge of why he was there. I thought this would be a set-up in which the man learns that he was the subject of some nefarious cock-enlargement procedure.

Of interest, the attending doctor and nurse were inclined to satisfy their patient’s carnal needs, as can be seen below. The brunette on the left was the doctor, while the male patient is on top of the blonde nurse:

Shown here is the latest in chiropractic techniques. One can only imagine how much better the nurse’s back feels 🙂

Distracting from that MFF sex scene were very brief cutaways to the following images of a veiled woman and a man aiming a pistol. Not sure why these random images were included, but presumably watching the original source, whatever that was, would explain their inclusion.

<Pretentious voice> Is this not art? </pretentious voice>
Being shot would presumably be an unwelcome development during most threesomes O_o

My expectation was that subsequent scenes would depict the man’s cock steadily increasing in size. But that wasn’t the case. Those first three performers were never seen again!

Instead, the next scene shows a tall blonde British woman who engages in a threesome with two John Holmes clones. (As one does…) Fortunately, I was able to identify this scene as the fourth sequence in the pornographic film “Extreme Penetrations 4” released in 2003 by Multimedia Pictures (could they have picked a more generic name?) and directed by Jim Powers. The leggy Brit was Ashley Long and the John Holmes clones were played by Mr. Pete and Mike Maloney.

The two blokes portraying John Holmes clones were each given oversized dildos to serve as prosthetic penises.

Perhaps Porn Filme X asked Multimedia Pictures for the rights to use their scene in WillianWillcum. That seems highly unlikely, but I don’t have insight into either company. I looked through the entire “Extreme Penetrations” series, seven movies total, to determine if any other scenes were used in WillianWillcum. However, I could not find the source for the first or third scene.

Didn’t mind the classy high-heels worn by the ladies, but the fellow’s tennis shoes looked a bit tacky. Maybe best if participants removed their footwear before orgies. Just a thought 😎

The last scene has no dialogue and thus no story. It features a muscular blond dude with a truly enormous prosthetic cock with three lucky ladies. (SIDE NOTE: Apparently, the finale was circulating around the Internet under the title “Ridic(k)ilously huge dick.” However, I don’t know the performers’ names or which company originally produced it.) One might reasonably expect that this dude was the same guy from the first scene. Ergo, that the dude was kidnapped and given some kind of experimental treatment that made his dick grow and then in the final scene his endowment has reached an impossibly long length. However, that wasn’t the case. All of the performers were different in every scene and there was no grand narrative connecting everything.

Bottom line, it appears that someone, presumably a person working for Porn Filme X, downloaded three separate clips and put them together under the title WillianWillcum – Need A Nurse His cock keeps growing! Therefore, this film was never actually made, but instead was stitched together from clips pilfered from other sources.

That noted, I do recommend seeking out Extreme Penetrations 4. That film consists of four clips or scenes. I’ve only seen the one with the John Holmes clones, but it was enjoyable with more story than the average erotic scene. Plus, the performers appeared to be having fun. Other companies, like Adult Source Media and Notorious, have released similar DVDs also called “Extreme Penetrations.” So, you’ll need to confirm that it’s Extreme Penetrations 4 from Multimedia Pictures. Lastly, just to be up front, Extreme Penetrations 4 got even weirder than sex with clones as a “penis monster” was apparently featured in the second clip 😉

That’s it for today. Thursday’s post will look at BotComic’s “Growbusters.” Until then, keep growing!

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